Brett Favre just can't make up his mind

Family and friends of former Green Bay Packer and New York Jets quartback Brett Favre are privately concerned over the retired quarterback’s recent inability to make decisions of any kind. While the debate of joining the Minnesota Vikings has been the story to make headlines, it is the decisions in Favre’s private life that are seemingly causing the most problems. “He just can’t make up his mind about anything,” a source close to Favre says. “He goes back and forth on pretty much every minor decision in his life.”

Favre was recently seen at a Baskin Robbins near his home in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, seemingly flustered at the number of ice cream flavors before him. “He was in line for at least 20 minutes trying to decide between rocky road, chunky monkey and mint chocolate chip,” says eyewitness Grady Feldgus. “The dude behind the counter finally had to tell him to pick a flavor or get out.”

In recent months Favre has undergone a battery of tests to determine whether or not he is healthy enough to return to football. While all the tests have shown that the concussions he has experienced in his career should not be affecting his mental capacity in any way, his indecisions are clearly impacting his life. “He was taking his wife and kids on a family vacation in the car to Disney World and halfway there decided the Grand Canyon was a better idea. And then on the way there he decided colonial Williamsburg was a better idea. They never ended up going anywhere,” says an anonymous source.

How this will impact Favre’s return from yet another retirement has yet to be determined.